Samantha Bright

The smartest biscuit that is Samantha Bright

Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Samantha constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible people in the showbiz world. Rumours continue to circulate around Samantha due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could kick people's arses from a distance. On 4th July, 1981, Samantha was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by producer Jodie Frey, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.

Samantha Bright started life as a naive farmer, and later joined a group who dunked their biscuits until they grew up.

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