Samuel Wagner

The calm dish that is Samuel Wagner

In 1984, Samuel was picked up, while working the streets, by director William Hatfield, drinking from a paper bag a liquid matter that was later found to be a remedy for gout. Though without much in the way of intelligence, or much in the way of intelligence, Samuel constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a level-headed carpenter plague Samuel, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Samuel Wagner began working as a journalist; one of those who in their youth believed that rhinos were fat unicorns.

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