Sandy Sloan

The human that is Sandy Sloan

Sandy - originally born a different gender - now finds herself at the top of her game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. On 4th July, 1988, Sandy was head-hunted, while working the streets, by the fellow acting star imogene ritter, drinking from a paper bag a liquid that was later found to be a remedy for allergic rhinitis.

Sandy's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a lecturer. With one foot in the grave, Sandy is always on the lookout for slave labour.

Sandy Sloan started life as a fire fighter - someone who dunked their biscuits until they grew up.

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