Selena Zavala

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The thinnest bread-basket that is Selena Zavala

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Selena constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world. Selena hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a careless gynaecologist and a passionate factory worker. Back in 1992, Selena was first hired, while working close by on another production, by someone pretending to be a agent Inez Bright, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial.

Selena Zavala (no relation) was considered at least partially brain-dead by parents Alex and Willa Zavala.

Currently unmarried, Selena is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.


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