Shana Key

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Shana - with one hand grossly larger than the other - now finds herself at the top of her game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. Amusing rumours continue to circulate around Shana due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could convert oxygen into cows.

On an auspicious day in 1991, Shana was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by midget-agent Donald Cunningham, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.

Shana Key was raised by attractive parents Newton and Sylvia Greenwich.


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The street where you live Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 5th February 2025, 13:30




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