Stacy Sanford

The handsome profile of Stacy Sanford
The thinnest human-butterfly that is Stacy Sanford

Stacy hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a drunk student and a fire fighter. With several awards already to her name, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.

On new year's eve, 1934, Stacy was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by the director Mary Knight, who regularly shares his food with a turtle.

The amazing Stacy Sanford was born at 08:49am, in 1905, to highly unattractive parents Jonathan and Caroline Sanford. In just a few short years, Stacy, with one eye permanently swollen, has found herself one of the most sought after folk in the country.


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