Stanley Long was born during a wizard's banquet in 1954, to idiotic parents Ryan and Patricia Long. Four prongs short of a fork, Stanley, whose back is made mostly of plastic, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country.
Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Stanley is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. Stanley is a true exemplification of the proverb: he bears misery best that hides it most.
One of his first roles was as a half-arsed dog owner. On 4th July, 1967, Stanley was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by unknown producer Mary Tate, not Long after winning "world's tiniest organ award" in New York.
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