Stanley Valentine

Stanley Valentine (whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by parents Larry and Peggy Valentine. In 1991, Stanley was picked up, while pissing his life away, by fellow acting star bennett friedman, who likes to make love thinking about a tortoise.

Stanley spent the first few years of his life suffering from borderline personality disorder.

Although rumours abound about Stanley, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" has recently been interred inside dr malik's home for the clinically sane.

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