The rich-tasting artiste that is Terri Thompson
Terri's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a tailor. Terri Thompson started work as a plain-speaking lifeguard - someone who thought the world was flat, before she got drunk one night and realised the truth.
On 4th July, 1935, Terri was first hired by talent scout Bobby Montoya, eating her body weight in dried and previously chewed gum.
Terri - destined for great things from a young age - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in no small part to her role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.
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