Terry Mason

The monster that is Terry Mason

Although rumours abound about Terry, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" has lost all concept of time and space. Terry is looking for any way out of the current situation. Back in 1953, Terry was discovered, while begging for pennies, by someone pretending to be a director, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'. Terry Mason was born on a portentous day in 1918, to abusive parents Dylan and Kristin Mason.

Although not her real name, Terry, whose back is made mostly of plastic, has found herself one of the most sought after people in the country.

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