Terry Mercado

The handsome profile of Terry Mercado
The bizarre brute that is Terry Mercado

With no future in sight, Terry is said to be "radiant" with hope. Back in 1930, Terry was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by midget-producer Benjamin Winters, while holding down another job as a chef.

Likely future film roles are said to include an outspoken bus driver. Terry Mercado was conceived at breakfast time in Fort Worth, to parents Joshua and Michael Mercado. Terry spent the first few years of her working life suffering from antisocial personality disorder.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: you can't have your cake and eat it too.


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