The calm human-butterfly that is Thomas McPherson
Thomas hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a lifeguard. In 1994, Thomas was discovered, while working the streets, by hook-handed-talent scout Agnes Reilly, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. Four prongs short of a fork, Thomas, face like a steering wheel of an old car, has found himself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. "the" Thomas McPherson was conceived witless in Barking and Dagenham, to self-harming parents Charlie and Courtney McPherson.
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