Thomas Travis

The handsome profile of Thomas Travis
The hunky human-computer that is Thomas Travis

On 4th July, 1937, Thomas was discovered, while pissing his life away, by an ass of a producer Clarence Walsh, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. Thomas hopes to shortly accept roles being a florist. Thomas Travis was raised by parents Harry and Mary San Diego.

Though without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, or scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, Thomas constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.


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