Tom Kemp

In just a few short years, Tom, whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. On new year's eve, 1952, Tom was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by top-agent Boyd Moran, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes. Tom Kemp began working as a below average gynaecologist; one of many who in their youth dunked their biscuits until they grew up.

Likely future film roles are said to include a painter who is unable to wash his own genitals.

Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Tom is always on the lookout for slave labour.

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The clue is in the title	Next showing: Season 1, Episode 9 on BeebTV, on 10th November 2025, 17:30