Tori Sloan

Likely future film roles are said to include a plumber. Tori Sloan started life as a newsreader - someone who could count higher than their IQ would seemingly allow.

On an auspicious day in 1977, Tori was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by funnyman agent Agnes Reilly, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high. In just a few short years, Tori, someone everyone wishes to be in a dream, has found herself one of the most sought after bodies in the country.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

Currently starring in:

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