The chunky thing that is Vanessa Stuart
Amusing rumours of future career possibilities as a newsreader plague Vanessa, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Vanessa Stuart was conceived during a wizard's banquet in Southend-on-Sea, to attractive parents Clifford and Cathleen Stuart.
In 1928, Vanessa was first hired, while begging for pennies, by the agent Mary Stokes, shaking her money maker for the public.
Four prongs short of a fork, Vanessa, who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood", has found herself one of the most sought after bodies in the country.
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