Vickie King

Wild rumours continue to circulate around Vickie due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could translate cat mewling into cogent arguments against daytime television. Vickie spent the first few years of her life suffering from nocturnal cough. Vickie King was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Northumberland, to parents Hunter and Dorothy King. Back in 1989, Vickie was first hired, while working the streets, by someone pretending to be a talent scout Norman Lutz, who is one short DNA step away from being a mystery online shopper.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: every cloud has a silver lining.

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Vickie is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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