Though without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, or the ability to read a map, William constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. On 4th July, 1960, William was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by midget-director Sebastian Russell, licking the dried remnants of food off someone else's comb. The history of William's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a passionate travel agent without a permanent home.
William Hatfield started his working life as an inventive pilot, striving in the background to discover the true meaning of life.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| "Increasingly offensive but it's OK because it's a cartoon" show | Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 6th February 2025, 21:00 |