William Key

On 4th July, 1919, William was first hired by oft-hooded-agent Ed Shea, who is one short DNA step away from being a mystery online shopper. In just a few short years, William, who can bleed from the nose on command, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country. William Key was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Haringey, to idiotic parents Walter and Sara Key.

William hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a terrible lifeguard. Four prongs short of a fork, William is well, and hoping for that to not change.

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