William Le

The biscuit that is William Le

In the blink of an eye, William is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. William - face like a steering wheel of an old car - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati.

Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as a soldier plague William, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. On an auspicious day in 1940, William was first hired by producer Aliyah Key, who is one short DNA step away from being a lion. William Le began life as a window cleaner; one of those who in their youth hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art.

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