Winifred Bird

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Though without much in the way of brains, or scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, Winifred constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. On 4th July, 1957, Winifred was first employed, while begging for pennies, by producer, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost.

Pointless though it is to argue with him, Winifred is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. Wild rumours of future career possibilities as a newsreader plague Winifred, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Winifred Bird started her career as a solicitor; one of those who in their youth forgot how to be a child.


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