Satire story: Spooks Confirm Ratzinger's Osama Paternity

London - (Ass-o-CIA-ted Mess): As the United Kingdom basks at the highest level of terror alert possible short of full-scale martial law, delighted security/intelligcence chiefs have confirmed that new, positive DNA links have identified Osama... Spooks Confirm Ratzinger's Osama PaternitySatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....