Satire story: Spurs Star Gareth Bale 'Fears' For Mum

Tottenham's Gareth Bale has hired five 'minders' to give his mother, Mary, round-the-clock protection after she suddenly received numerous threatening phone calls in the last two days. "I haven't a clue who'd pick on me Mam" Spurs Star Gareth Bale 'Fears' For MumSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....