Satire story: Stacey Solomon Vajazzled With A Star of David!

Strange reports coming in from the jungle from freelance undercover Japanese paparrazo Kawasaki Yamamoto - it seems he saw Stacey Solomon in the jungle shower, and that she's been vajazzled by way of of a Stacey Solomon Vajazzled With A Star of David!Satire about

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