Satire story: Stan Gelbaugh Announces He Will Not Run For President
Oakland, CA (CNN) - 83-year-old homeless man, Stan Gelbaugh, loudly proclaimed today that he will not be running for President. This is the 13th election since he became of legal age to run for President Stan Gelbaugh Announces He Will Not Run For PresidentSatire aboutVirgo horoscope
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