Satire story: Stars Desperate For Orphan Kids

African adopted babies have become the latest 'must have' accessory this Christmas for the stars. Following on from Madonna et al, adoption homes in Britain are reporting that significant numbers of British kids are being Stars Desperate For Orphan KidsSatire about

Libra horoscope

It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against......