Satire story: Stephen Hawking Messes With Peoples' Heads "Cause I Can"

There are a few things Stephen Hawking says in his Discovery mini-series "Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking" that are meant to be taken in jest, but since most people with an average I.Q. don't Stephen Hawking Messes With Peoples' Heads "Cause I Can"Satire about

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