Satire story: Stephen Hawkings Appointed New England Manager And Names Chimpanzee As Assistant

It's the dream team England fans have been waiting for - everone's favourite Dalek Stephen Hawking is teaming up with a chimpanzee to take over the reigns of the England squad with immediate effect. While the Stephen Hawkings Appointed New England Manager And Names Chimpanzee As AssistantSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....