Satire story: Steve Jobs Admits Apple Ipad Rumor Mill Malfunction

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the rumor mills tasked to create rumors surrounding the Apple iPad have been malfunctioning. In a statement released by Jobs he admitted there have been some Steve Jobs Admits Apple Ipad Rumor Mill MalfunctionSatire about

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