Satire story: Steven Gerrard In Court For 'Being An Annoying Scouse Git'

Liverpool footballer and underachiever Steven 'Calm Down, Calm Down' Gerrard was today appearing in court, on what the judge called 'the worst case of Scouse gittery that it has been my misfortune to hear about'. CCTV Steven Gerrard In Court For 'Being An Annoying Scouse Git'Satire about

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