Satire story: Strictly Come Dancing's Love Birds Joe Calzaghe And Kristina Rihanoff Spotted Doing The "Touchy-Touchy" In Spain

COSTA DEL SOL, Spain - They met on the set of BBC1's Strictly Come Dancing. And now they have become quite the inseparable pair. Joe Calzaghe 38, and Kristina Rihanoff, 32, were photographed rubbing suntan Strictly Come Dancing's Love Birds Joe Calzaghe And Kristina Rihanoff Spotted Doing The "Touchy-Touchy" In SpainSatire about

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