Satire story: Subo Fanatic Cashes In!

In an astonishing twist of events, the chief Susan Boyle fanatic tonight announced that he is cashing in. For the first time ever the chief fanatic has admitted that the red scarf wearing loonies are Subo Fanatic Cashes In!Satire about

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The next word you hear may cause you to rush into a blind rage. Please think before acting too rashly with a potato......