Satire story: Subo Fanatic Crashes Husband's Car!

A Susan Boyle fanatic was today in shock after accidentally crashing her wealthy husband's car through a parking lot wall. The unnamed fanatic, thought to be in her mid-90's, had apparently forgotten how to drive, Subo Fanatic Crashes Husband's Car!Satire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......