Satire story: Subo Fanatics Buy A Boat!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today bought a boat. The boat, to be known as The SuBoat (what else?!), will ferry fanatics along the River Almond to reach the back garden of Subo Fanatics Buy A Boat!Satire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......