Satire story: Subo Fanatics In Quilt Safety Recall!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today issued an emergency quilt safety recall, after it was discovered the quilt presented to Susan by the loonies has a dangerous level of 'banned and damned' Subo Fanatics In Quilt Safety Recall!Satire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......