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Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies, distraught at their beloved gathering place being sold off, were today offered comfort by way of a new crisis helpline. The 'Fanatics Unite in Crisis and Kinship' helpline Subo Fanatics Launch Crisis Helpline!Satire about

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