Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they are suing Santa Claus for wearing red.
"Only we are allowed to wear anything red. This Claus man has no right to wear red
Subo Fanatics Sue Santa Claus!Satire about
Virgo horoscope
The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......