Satire story: Subo Statsue Unveiled!

A new Susan Boyle statue (or 'statSue' if you will, though you probably won't!) was unveiled to the media in London earlier today. The statue is the work of purple scarf wearing 'The McLuzernator', a Subo Statsue Unveiled!Satire about

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Today will be full of computer related mishaps. Hope in your heart is all well and good but you know deep down inside......