Satire story: Subo To Play For Celtic

It was sensationally announced last night that Susan Boyle has joined Celtic Football Club as their new goalie. She will be known as the 'SuBoNator' and will take up the post soon. "Aye, I've been a Subo To Play For CelticSatire about

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