Satire story: Suicide Bombers Get Big Surprise - Not All Virgins In Heaven Are Young...or Even Women!

Tehran, Iran - Suicide bombers around the globe woke up with a real big surprise today. No, it wasn't the sound of their vests exploding, but it was just as startling for them considering the Suicide Bombers Get Big Surprise - Not All Virgins In Heaven Are Young...or Even Women!Satire about

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