Satire story: Sunderland 'Balloon' Goal Scuppers Sorry Scousers

Liverpool crisis continues as Rafa's boys minus Stevie G and Torres crash to defeat at Sunderland. Goal scored by Darren Bent, but bizarrely deflected from a balloon/beach ball launched onto the field of play by Sunderland 'Balloon' Goal Scuppers Sorry ScousersSatire about

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