Satire story: Susan Boyle Flight From Tokyo, Were They All Sedated

It is reported that something strange happened to the posh people on the Very Special People's Upper Class section of the flight carrying the Scottish singer, Susan Boyle and her team back from Tokyo to Susan Boyle Flight From Tokyo, Were They All SedatedSatire about

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If you're ignorant are you blessed? Only with ignorance, my stupid friend. Money is literally no object for you this......