Satire story: Susan Boyle Gets Gong In Queen's Dissolute Honors

London - (Ass Mess): The corpulent attention deficit walking timebomb is to receive a dinner gong in recognition of her dedication to pie and chips. The award is part of the Queen's Dissolute Birthday Honors and Susan Boyle Gets Gong In Queen's Dissolute HonorsSatire about

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