Satire story: Susan Boyle Gets New Pussy

Susan Boyle got a new pussy at the weekend. Apparently Pebbles is getting on a bit now and isn't as playful anymore so Susan went shopping for a wee friend for Pebbles and a Susan Boyle Gets New PussySatire about

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