Satire story: Susan Boyle Has Been Invited To Write Some Stories For The Spoof

Susan Boyle was recently approached with an offer that no one in their right mind would accept - an opportunity to become a Spoof Writer. Susan did NOT hang back and immediately accepted the challenge, promising Susan Boyle Has Been Invited To Write Some Stories For The SpoofSatire about

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