Satire story: Susan Boyle Identified As A Neanderthal

Washington DC-- Anthropologists at the Smithsonian Institute have determined Scottish singer Susan Boyle isn't human--she's a Neanderthal. Susan is the last living link to a prehistoric primate species thought to be extinct for thousands of Susan Boyle Identified As A NeanderthalSatire about

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