Satire story: Susan Boyle Quits Singing To Work On Dock

Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle, has sensationally quit singing today, after sensationally swearing at members of the media this week. Boyle, 48, the star of Britain's Got Talent, had become so utterly pissed off with reporters Susan Boyle Quits Singing To Work On DockSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....