Satire story: Susan Boyle, The Builders\' Bardot, Won\'t Metamorphose Into Brigitte Boyle

Susan Boyle, Scotland\'s very own \'Builders\' Bardot\', loves her new soubriquet but will not be changing her first name to Brigitte. Instead of becoming the new Brigitte Boyle, she\'ll remain plain old - Susan Boyle the Susan Boyle, The Builders\' Bardot, Won\'t Metamorphose Into Brigitte BoyleSatire about

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