Satire story: Susan Boyle To Become Nun

New York, NY--Shy Scottish songbird Susan Boyle has decided to 'take the veil' and 'get herself to a nunnery. The 47-year old virgin will join the order of the Sisters of Hysterical Weeping and Nervous Susan Boyle To Become NunSatire about

Sagittarius horoscope

You may become a danger to yourself this week, especially if you plan to surgically implant spikes on the ends of......