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Susan Boyle has announced she will be standing for parliament in the constituency of Totnes. Her agent, Mr Simon Cowell, made the following statement: "I was naturally drawn to Totnes following the Tories' shallow publicity stunt Susan Boyle To Stand For Parliament In TotnesSatire about

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